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May 06, 2025
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These are some of my funniest things

A baby burping on mommy’s shoulder, and a flying hat.

Buster Keaton doing any gag, and a Van Dyke prat,

And little yellow rubber ducky with a sailor’s cap,

These are some of the funniest things.

A yellow rubber duck is always funny.

A clam’s squirt is always funny.

And some position…

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